This Dorky Virgin Wants To Teach Us How To Drive A BMW M5

The likelihood that a young person's daily drive is a BMW M5 is almost nonexistent. Unless, of course, one's parents are loaded. But let's say for a moment that a teenager's ride is an M5. Would he or she know how to properly drive it and not crash? Maybe yes, maybe no. Whatever the case, Vehicle-Virgins (note: we don't know if they're really virgins and don't really want to) is here to explain and demonstrate how to drive an M5. Yep. This guy wants to explain in detail how to drive one of the best all-around high-performance luxury sedans.

Do you think he's qualified for this? Really doesn't matter. It's still pretty funny, nonetheless.