Nauseating Corvette Limo Is Your Weekly WTF

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We've seen some scary stuff in our time folks. FromManhart's hideous X6toa Maserati donk car, our eyes are assaulted on a daily basis. Unfortunately, the established tuners don't make us want to rinse our eyes in jalapeno-infused bleach as much as some of the backyard builds we've come across, many of which are horrendous attempts athomemade limos. Sadly, these threats to our sanity keep coming up, and the latest is downright criminal. Based on a C3Chevrolet Corvette, it looks like the lovechild of Bruce Wayne and Ricky Bobby. How somebody made such a gorgeous sports car so ugly beggars belief.

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The post is listed on Facebook Marketplace, so we can't embed it here, but the listing mentions that the 1990 model is "home built". Yeah, no kidding. It's got a small block 350 V8 under the hideous hood with approximately 1,600 miles on the motor. The car itself is also relatively new, apparently, with the odo registering under 27,000 miles. But that could be because it doesn't work since the rest of the car hasn't been maintained too well. Still, at least it comes with new tires! Even if it were in show condition as it once was, we'd still avoid it like the plague.

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The post shows photos of it in its "prime" glory aren't much more impressive, but they do show that the odd wing you see in present-day photos was once a complete wraparound piece. Other problems we can see are that the tint is peeling, the chrome trims are in terrible condition, and the seats look disgusting. Also, who builds a limo only to make it a four-seater? Still, at least you get some sort of nineties television screen to distract you from the total filth. If you're into offending anyone with eyes, this unpolished *insert expletive here* is selling for $12,000 or best offer. We'd rather take the bus, thanks.

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